HE'S A PIG, BUT SHE'S A BORE* (Lord)
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First time that I saw her she would not say her name
Next time that I saw her it was nothing but the same
She would not look in my eyes, she would not let go
What I wanted from her's something I will never know.
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I used to wait my turn and hold the door, but I can't help her anymore
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And so she says that I'm a pig but I think she's a bore
And when the two turn into one, pig plus bore is poor
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But if I'm a filthy animal, if I'm a filthy animal, she's a silly swine
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And I hope someday that I can, I hope someday that I can make her mine.
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Pigs are made with bacon bits, bores are made with cheese
Bores do nothing that they want, pigs do as they please
Pudgy pigs spin curly tales that never go unheard
"Wild" bores just sit there and they never say a word.
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Now there are things that I should never do, but I still want to try a few
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And so she says that I'm a pig but I think she's a bore
And all her cuts are cold to me but I don't know what for
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Now she may have the eyes of brick, she may have the eyes of brick but her hearts made of straw
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So I will huff and I will puff, I will huff and I will puff like she never saw.
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We should never fight like this, not like cats and dogs
She is not a piece of meat, I am not a hog
I will not be such a pig if she's not such a bore
And I will try a little less if she tries a little more
Yes I will try a little less if she tries a little more...
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