*WOMAN GET ME A BEER, BEER GET ME A WOMAN* (Lord/Wilde) 


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he's voted almost every day now and The Smiths win every time 
he reads The Nation page to page now even that can be a climb 
he knows what's right - it doesn't take a modem he's the Village Voice detective 
he knows what consequences actions always bring in his college introspective. 

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but ALL he wants is a t-shirt to say: 

Em             B     G             A
woman get me a beer, beer get me a woman

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she spent a week in kosovo once after Jennings, Tom, and Rather 
taking time inside the warfronts for the fruit that she could gather 
perhaps a poet, perhaps a correspondent she knows the myths in what she's seeing 
she hears the music like an asian mob with lyrics of a european 

C                     D
but ALL he wants is a t-shirt to say: 

Em             B     G             A
woman get me a beer, beer get me a woman

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   keep your populism  off my pop music 
   keep your Karl Marx off my Richard Marx 
   this is my guilty pleasure this is my guilty pleasure 

Em             B     G             A
woman get me a beer, beer get me a woman

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